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Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker is an actor, musician, and director who is often referred to as "The Father of On Cinema". Outside of his work on the show, Tim is known as the frontman for the band Dekkar/DKR and also as the creative force behind the hit TV show "Decker". Tim gained a certain amount of notoriety after a failed bid to become District Attorney of San Bernardino County in late 2018. Despite a lengthy string of medical, personal, and legal problems Tim remains an integral part of On Cinema at the Cinema.

Appearances By Tim Heidecker (220)

'Ghostbusters'

9/20/2011

'The Shining'

10/11/2011

'Run Lola Run'

10/18/2011

'Carlito's Way'

10/24/2011

'The China Syndrome'

10/31/2011

'Lethal Weapon Trilogy'

11/8/2011

'J. Edgar'

11/10/2011

Bonus!

'The Graduate'

11/16/2011

'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan'

11/21/2011

'The Jewel of the Nile'

11/28/2011

12/1/2011

Bonus!

'Escape from Alcatraz'

12/6/2011

Holiday Movie Special

12/13/2011

'Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy'

12/20/2011

'Gone with the Wind'

1/3/2012

1/10/2012

'Driving Miss Daisy'

1/17/2012

'12 Angry Men'

1/23/2012

'Easy Rider'

1/31/2012

'Bad News Bears'

2/7/2012

'For Your Eyes Only'

2/14/2012

'Saving Private Ryan'

2/21/2012

'Kramer vs. Kramer'

2/27/2012

'Trinity and Beyond'

3/5/2012

'Atomic Cafe' and 'Radio Bikini'

3/12/2012

'Legal Eagles'

3/19/2012

'Scenes from a Mall'

3/26/2012

4/2/2012

'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'

4/9/2012

Special Thanks

4/16/2012

Bonus!

'The Three Stooges'

4/16/2012

The Music of The Three Stooges

4/20/2012

Bonus!

4/24/2012

'An Officer and A Gentleman'

4/27/2012

'The Addams Family'

5/4/2012

'Being There'

5/11/2012

'Hunt for Red October'

5/18/2012

'Krippendorf's Tribe'

5/24/2012

6/4/2012

'American Graffiti'

6/8/2012

'All That Jazz'

6/17/2012

6/21/2012

Fan Favorites

7/2/2012

Bonus!

'The Smurfs'

7/6/2012

Best of the Early Shows

7/16/2012

Bonus!

'Dirty Harry'

8/31/2012

'Love at First Bite'

9/10/2012

'James Bond'

9/17/2012

'Pink Panther'

9/24/2012

'Runaway Train'

10/1/2012

'Pretty Woman'

10/8/2012

'Atlas Shrugged'

10/15/2012

10/22/2012

Bonus!

Extra Special Halloween Edition

10/29/2012

Bonus!

'The Man With The Iron Fists' and 'Flight'

11/2/2012

'Skyfall' and 'Lincoln'

11/8/2012

'Twilight: Part Two' and 'Anna Karenina'

11/16/2012

'Red Dawn' and 'Life of Pi'

11/21/2012

'The Frozen Ground' and 'Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning'

11/29/2012

'Playing for Keeps' and 'Hyde Park on Hudson'

12/6/2012

'The Hobbit' and 'Les Miserables'

12/13/2012

'Zero Dark Thirty' and 'Monsters, Inc. 3D'

12/21/2012

2nd Annual Holiday Special

12/24/2012

'Jack Reacher' and 'Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away'

12/27/2012

'Parental Guidance' and 'Django Unchained'

1/10/2013

'Side Effects' and 'Identity Thief'

2/7/2013

'A Good Day to Die Hard' and 'Escape From Planet Earth'

2/14/2013

'Snitch' and 'Dark Skies'

2/21/2013

'21 and Over' and 'Jack The Giant Slayer'

2/28/2013

'Oz: The Great and Powerful' and 'Dead Man Down'

3/7/2013

'Carrie' and 'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone'

3/14/2013

'The Croods'

3/21/2013

'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' and 'Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor'

3/28/2013

'The Company You keep' and 'Jurassic Park 3D'

4/4/2013

'Oblivion' and 'Scary Movie 5'

4/11/2013

'Back Again'

4/15/2013

4/18/2013

Bonus!

'The Lone Ranger' and 'Despicable Me 2'

7/3/2013

'Grown Ups 2' and 'Pacific Rim'

7/10/2013

'Turbo' and 'Red 2'

7/17/2013

'The Wolverine' and 'Blue Jasmine'

7/24/2013

'The Smurfs 2' and '300: Rise of an Empire'

7/31/2013

'Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters' and 'Elysium'

8/7/2013

'Kick Ass 2'

8/14/2013

'The World's End' and 'The Colony'

8/21/2013

'One Direction: This is Us' and 'The Getaway'

8/28/2013

9/4/2013

'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' and 'A Madea Christmas'

12/19/2013

Bonus!

'Lone Survivor' and 'Her'

1/8/2014

'The Nut Job' and 'Ride Along'

1/15/2014

'I, Frankenstein' and 'Gimme Shelter'

1/22/2014

'That Awkward Moment', and 'Labor Day'

1/29/2014

'The Lego Movie' and 'Robocop'

2/5/2014

2/19/2014

'Welcome to Yesterday' (aka 'Almanac') and 'Non-Stop'

2/26/2014

'Need for Speed' and 'Walk of Shame'

3/5/2014

'Muppets Most Wanted'

3/12/2014

'Deliver Us From Evil' and 'Tammy'

7/2/2014

'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' and 'So It Goes'

7/9/2014

'Jupiter Ascending' and 'Planes: Fire and Rescue'

7/16/2014

Episode 1

7/17/2014

Decker

'Wish I Was Here' and 'Hercules'

7/23/2014

Episode 2

7/24/2014

Decker

'Guardians of the Galaxy' and 'Get On Up'

7/30/2014

Episode 3

7/31/2014

Decker

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' and 'Into The Storm'

8/6/2014

Episode 4

8/7/2014

Decker

8/13/2014

Bonus!

'Let's Be Cops' and 'The Expendables 3'

8/13/2014

Episode 6

8/14/2014

Decker

'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For'

8/20/2014

'The November Man' and 'Jessabelle'

8/27/2014

'Dark Places' and 'The Green Inferno'

9/3/2014

'Fifty Shades of Grey' and 'Kingsman: The Secret Service'

2/11/2015

'Hot Tub Time Machine 2' and 'McFarlands USA'

2/18/2015

'Focus' and 'Lazarus'

2/25/2015

'Chappie' and 'The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'

3/4/2015

3/9/2015

Decker

3/10/2015

Decker

3/11/2015

Decker

'In the Heart of the Sea' and 'Cinderella'

3/11/2015

3/12/2015

Decker

3/13/2015

Decker

3/14/2015

Decker

3/17/2015

Decker

3/18/2015

Decker

'The Divergent Series: Insurgent' and 'The Gunman'

3/18/2015

3/19/2015

Decker

3/20/2015

Decker

3/23/2015

Decker

3/24/2015

Decker

3/25/2015

Decker

'Get Hard' and 'Home'

3/25/2015

3/26/2015

Decker

3/27/2015

Decker

3/31/2015

Decker

4/1/2015

Decker

'Furious 7' and 'Woman In Gold'

4/1/2015

4/2/2015

Decker

4/3/2015

Decker

'Ex Machina' and 'The Moon and the Sun'

4/8/2015

'Ant Man' and 'Fantastic Four'

9/9/2015

'Black Mass' and 'Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials'

9/16/2015

'The Intern' and 'Hotel Transylvania 2'

9/23/2015

'The Martian' and 'Sicario'

9/30/2015

'Pan' and 'Steve Jobs'

10/7/2015

Episode 1

10/12/2015

Decker

Episode 2

10/13/2015

Decker

Episode 3

10/14/2015

Decker

'Goosebumps' and 'Bridge of Spies'

10/14/2015

'Jem and the Holograms' and 'Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimensions'

10/21/2015

'Autobahn' and 'Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse'

10/28/2015

'Rings' and 'By The Sea'

11/12/2015

"All Good Things..."

6/17/2016

Decker

"The New Recruits"

6/24/2016

Decker

"The Butterfly Effect"

7/8/2016

Decker

"Global Hoax"

7/15/2016

Decker

"Band Together"

7/22/2016

Decker

'Star Trek Beyond' and 'Hillary's America'

7/27/2016

7/28/2016

Bonus!

"A New Hero"

7/29/2016

Decker

'Cafe Society' and 'Jason Bourne'

8/3/2016

'Suicide Squad' and 'Nine Lives'

8/10/2016

'Sausage Party' and 'Pete's Dragon'

8/17/2016

'Ben-Hur' and 'Kubo and the Two Strings'

8/24/2016

'Hands of Stone' and 'Mechanic: Resurrection'

8/31/2016

'Sully' and 'When The Bough Breaks'

9/14/2016

'Snowden' and 'Bridget Jones's Baby'

9/21/2016

'The Magnificent Seven' and 'Storks'

9/28/2016

'Kong: Skull Island' and 'The Wall'

3/6/2017

'T2 Trainspotting' and 'The Belko Experiment'

3/13/2017

'Chips' and 'Power Rangers'

3/20/2017

'Boss Baby' and 'The Zookeeper's Wife'

3/27/2017

'Smurfs: The Lost Village' and 'The Case for Christ'

4/3/2017

'Fast and Furious 8' and 'The Lost City of Z'

4/10/2017

'The Circle' and 'How to be a Latin Lover'

4/24/2017

'Guardians of the Gallery Vol. 2' and 'The Lovers'

5/1/2017

'King Arthur' and 'Snatched'

5/8/2017

"Sonrise"

6/4/2017

Decker

"Promises Kept"

6/11/2017

Decker

"Double Decker"

6/18/2017

Decker

"Private Sector"

6/25/2017

Decker

"Same Old Glory"

7/2/2017

Decker

"A Grave Matter"

7/9/2017

Decker

"Lesser of Two Evils"

7/16/2017

Decker

"Trouble on the Bayou"

7/23/2017

Decker

"DavidsonCare"

7/30/2017

Decker

"Desert Caravan"

8/6/2017

Decker

"Rock and a Hard Place"

8/13/2017

Decker

"Space Wall"

8/20/2017

Decker

'Pacific Rim Uprising' and 'Sherlock Gnomes'

3/22/2018

'Ready Player One' and 'Tyler Perry's Acrimony'

3/28/2018

'Chappaquiddick' and 'You Were Never Really Here'

4/6/2018

'Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero' and 'Overboard'

4/12/2018

'Rampage' and 'Super Troopers 2'

4/19/2018

4/26/2018

'Avengers: Infinity War'

5/3/2018

'Life of the Party' and 'Breaking In'

5/10/2018

'Deadpool 2' and 'Show Dogs'

5/17/2018

'Solo: A Star Wars Movie'

5/25/2018

9/4/2019

Bonus!
Reviews By Tim Heidecker (232)

Lincoln

2012 (150 min)

This movie is about Abe Lincoln, and it's about Civil War, and it's one of the great movies of all time in my opinion

6 Bags of Popcorn, 3 Sodas

Parental Guidance

2012 (105 min)

They managed to combine family values with comedy in a way that I haven't seen since probably Monsters Inc.

6 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Glasses of Soda

Hyde Park on Hudson

2012 (94 min)

It stars, surprisingly Bill Murray as President Obam - uhh - President Franklin D Roosevelt, uhh President Franklin Roosevelt. FDR, of course.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Oscar
Pick!

Red Dawn

2012 (93 min)

Lot of tension, lot of action, lot of great acting, and a lot of fun

5 Bags of Popcorn

Django Unchained

2012 (165 min)

A western, with slaves in it. And very violent.

4 Bags of Popcorn

Skyfall

2012 (143 min)

Another example of Bond doing what he does. Spying and what not.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Flight

2012 (138 min)

This movie was phenomenal. It's got to be winner of Best Picture this year.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Oscar
Pick!

Zero Dark Thirty

2012 (157 min)

This was a very important documentary about this killing

3 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Jack Reacher

2012 (130 min)

I am so glad to see Tom Cruise back in the mix

6 Bags of Popcorn, 6 Sodas

Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away

2012 (91 min)

This is very much like going to see Cirque du Soleil except it's been filmed and shot and you can watch it like a movie

4 Bags of Popcorn

The Man with the Iron Fists

2012 (95 min)

For a first time director it was unebelievable that he was able to get so much footage out of this and shoot so many great scenes.

4 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Soda

The Frozen Ground

2013 (105 min)

Uhh...4 bags of popcorn

4 Bags of Popcorn

Anna Karenina

2012 (129 min)

It's a classic chick flick, I guess. Sometimes those movies are not great but this one is.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Playing for Keeps

2012 (105 min)

I thought it was really fun. It really took the edge off for me.

4 Bags of Popcorn

Life of Pi

2012 (127 min)

I know you're thinking 'Mmm, dessert pie' but this is actually not the dessert, it's P-I, from math

4 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Monsters, Inc.

2001 (92 min)

We usually don't do re-releases but this is a big one folks

3 Bags of Popcorn

Les Miserables

2012 (158 min)

That's, uh, I also give that 5 popcorn bags

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

2012 (115 min)

You can tell they shot a lot of this stuff in the woods and in certain locations that really worked

4 Bags of Popcorn

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

2012 (169 min)

If Michael Jackson is the king of pop, I'll say Peter Jackson is the king of movies

6 Bags of Popcorn, 6 Cups of Soda

Oscar
Pick!

Overboard

2018 (112 min)

It actually is kind of cool with the VR you can get a sense of where...what I'm reading. It's sort of like this is a fully immersive experience.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero

2018 (84 min)

It's not my kind of movie, but it checked off all the boxes in terms of length and for kids it's a good movie about patriotism and America honor

5 Bags of Popcorn

Pacific Rim: Uprising

2018 (111 min)

This is a great Pacific Rim movie. This is essentially following through on the promises they delivered in the first episode.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Show Dogs

2018 (92 min)

Anything else?

Tim did not rate this film

Avengers: Infinity War

2018 (149 min)

I love these movies. I love the Marvel movies, with the superheros and Superman. And I love this movie, I think it's one of the best movies of the summer.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Sherlock Gnomes

2018 (86 min)

This is a lot of fun. You have the great voice talents of Johnny Depp, and I love this movie.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Glasses of Soda

Chappaquiddick

2017 (106 min)

This is the story of Ted Kennedy, Lyin' Ted Kennedy, one of the worst rats in the history of politics

5 Bags of Popcorn

Solo: A Star Wars Story

2018 (135 min)

What's the first movie on, on, in store? What's the first movie in store?

Tim did not rate this film

Ready Player One

2018 (140 min)

This is based on the video game Ready Player One and this is a Stephen Spielberg joint. It's one of his best movies, I think, since E.T.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Cans of Soda

Deadpool 2

2018 (119 min)

Gregg what do we have to look forward to in the cinemas this week?

Tim did not rate this film

Traffik

2018 (96 min)

You can do the show, I don't give a shit. Have fun.

Tim did not rate this film

Breaking In

2018 (88 min)

Basically a "watch out" story. A "be careful what you wish for" story, I suppose.

Tim did not rate this film

You Were Never Really Here

2017 (89 min)

Is it his death trip or an awakening? That's the mystery, it's sort of like an old Sherlock Gnomes movie, uh, Sherlock Holmes movie where you have the mystery: what is 'You Were Never Really Here'?

5 Bags of Popcorn

Rampage

2018 (107 min)

I loved this movie, it was a great action movie

5 Bags of Popcorn

Super Troopers 2

2018 (99 min)

This was a Super Troopers movie, based on the original Super Troopers, and, uh, good movie. 5 bags of popcorn.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Life of the Party

2018 (105 min)

This was a Melissa McCarthy comedy vehicle. A very funny one at that, and I think she's again proving herself to be sort of the John Belushi of the female gender in terms of outrageousness

5 Bags of Popcorn

Acrimony

2018 (120 min)

Acrimony is up there for me as well. It was one of the best movies of the year. I predict an Oscar as well, that's an official Oscar pick

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Oblivion

2013 (124 min)

I love this movie, I love Tom Cruise, I love sci-fi, and it was a lot of fun to watch this with my family.

Tim did not rate this film

21 & Over

2013 (93 min)

I'm going through a period when I need a good laugh. And laughter is the best medicine.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Identity Thief

2013 (111 min)

She almost reminds me of a modern day Lucille Ball

4 Bags of Popcorn

The Croods

2013 (98 min)

It's beautifully drawn and it has a tremendous energy to it

5 Bags of Popcorn

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

2013 (110 min)

I loved the first one but somehow they managed to outdo themselves

5 Bags of Popcorn

A Good Day to Die Hard

2013 (98 min)

Die Hard does it right every time with Bruce Willis in the lead

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Bags of My Own Private Popcorn

Carrie

2013 (100 min)

Of course there's the classic scene where she gets drenched in blood, which we all remember

4 Bags of Popcorn

Jurassic Park

1993 (127 min)

I'm sorry. I'm pissed about this.

Tim did not rate this film

Snitch

2013 (112 min)

I liked this movie a lot. It really did show a different side of The Rock

4 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Bottles of Soda

The Company You Keep

2012 (125 min)

It's another thriller. And another movie from Steven Soderbergh. It gets high marks from me.

4 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Glass of Soda

Scary Movie 5

2013 (86 min)

I didn't get a chance to see this movie. We've been spending time saying goodbye.

4 Bags of Popcorn

Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

2013 (111 min)

I thought this movie was funny. Not my favorite kind of movie, to be honest with you.

4 Bags of Popcorn

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

2013 (100 min)

After I saw the movie I went to the Toys R' Us near our house and picked up a little beginner's magic kit

5 Bags of Popcorn

Side Effects

2013 (106 min)

My point is that Side Effects and the whole idea of the medical industry and drugs and Obamacare and everything like that...this movie hit home

6 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Dead Man Down

2013 (118 min)

It's another great Colin Farrell movie. I feel like this guy doesn't know how to make bad movies.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 3 Cups of Soda

Oscar
Pick!

Oz the Great and Powerful

2013 (130 min)

Despite this movie being Munchkin-less, I'm giving it 4 bags of popcorn.

4 Bags of Popcorn

Dark Skies

2013 (97 min)

I had an emergency and was not able to finish seeing Dark Skies

3 Bags of Popcorn

Escape from Planet Earth

2013 (89 min)

This movie thrilled and chilled me. I loved this movie. It was fun.

Tim did not rate this film

Jack the Giant Slayer

2013 (114 min)

I wish that this movie just went on and on and on. I loved it so much.

6 Bags of Popcorn

The Lone Ranger

2013 (150 min)

I enjoyed so many different parts of this movie, especially the horse riding and the western..it is almost like a Western.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Bags of Soda

Oscar
Pick!

Grown Ups 2

2013 (101 min)

The great Adam Sandler has returned

5 Bags of Popcorn

Getaway

2013 (90 min)

It was a getaway car chase movie - thrilled and chilled.

5 Bags of Popcorn

One Direction: This Is Us

2013 (92 min)

By the time we went to see it, I knew all the songs and we were having a lot of fun singing along

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Large Bottles of Soda

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

2013 (106 min)

I didn't get a chance to see this one

5 Bags of Popcorn

Elysium

2013 (109 min)

This is too much of, like, a liberal thing for me. Because of Matt Damon.

5 Bags of Popcorn

300: Rise of an Empire

2014 (102 min)

This movie is worth seeing but it's disgusting and a disgrace to movies that [Gerard Butler] is not in it

4 Bags of Popcorn

Pacific Rim

2013 (131 min)

I didn't care for this movie. I thought it was junk.

4 Bags of Popcorn

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

2013 (161 min)

This one WILL win the Oscar, alright? Let's not mess around with that anymore.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Additional Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Blue Jasmine

2013 (98 min)

Whenever Woody makes a move it's an instant classic because he's one of the greats, one of the masters

6 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Kick-Ass 2

2013 (103 min)

I didn't know what was going on...completely disoriented. And I still loved the movie.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Soda

Despicable Me 2

2013 (98 min)

I loved the first Despicable Me and there's no reason why I wouldn't love this one as well

4 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Cups of Soda

Riddick

2013 (119 min)

I loved this movie. I love Riddick. I think it's one of those great franchises.

4 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Gallon of Soda

The Wolverine

2013 (126 min)

Go see this movie because it's the X-men and they deserve everything

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Colony

2013 (95 min)

This was a great action adventure movie, and I loved this movie so much

5 Bags of Popcorn

A Madea Christmas

2013 (100 min)

I'm excited because this is really sort of the first black Christmas movie

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Smurfs 2

2013 (105 min)

I love the whole blue thing, where everything is about blue

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Turbo

2013 (96 min)

I loved this movie, it had everything for me. It had great adventure, comedy, obviously some of the voices were familiar to my ear.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Cups of Soda

RED 2

2013 (116 min)

This is an action adventure with a lot of humor, a lot of heart, and a lot of familiar faces

5 Bags of Popcorn

The World's End

2013 (109 min)

We laughed, then there were scary parts. It had everything you wanted. It was a real rollercoaster.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Project Almanac

2015 (106 min)

This is a classic time machine movie - one of my favorite genres

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Lego Movie

2014 (100 min)

It's about Legos

3 Bags of Popcorn

RoboCop

2014 (117 min)

It's a remake of Robocop

Tim did not rate this film

Ride Along

2014 (99 min)

This is almost like a Ferris Bueller's Day Off, let's see how much we can cram into a movie in terms of 24 hours

5 Bags of Popcorn

Walk of Shame

2014 (95 min)

It reminds me of the old Jonny Cash movie 'Walk the Line'

Tim did not rate this film

The Nut Job

2014 (85 min)

When I hear the voice of Katherine Heigl and Brandon Frasier it does remind me of who they are so maybe I was just daydreaming during the movie a little bit imagining those two together, romantically.

Tim did not rate this film

Lone Survivor

2013 (121 min)

There's only one survivor, and guess what? It's not Bin Laden.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Cups of Soda

Her

2013 (126 min)

I loved Her. I'm not talking about my ex-wife, or Ayaka.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Soda

Labor Day

2013 (111 min)

OW! Fuck. Wow. That was a bit of, like a spark. An electric shock. Turn it, OW. Can you turn it off?

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Pompeii

2014 (105 min)

This is about Pompeii. It's about volcanoes.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Soda

I, Frankenstein

2014 (92 min)

This is Frankenstein like you've never seen him before. It's a must see.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Non-Stop

2014 (106 min)

I thought this movie was terrific and God bless Liam Neeson. I'm so proud of him.

6 Bags of Popcorn, 6 Cans of Soda

Muppets Most Wanted

2014 (107 min)

This is as good as Muppets can get

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Cups of Soda

Gimme Shelter

2013 (101 min)

I thought it was very confusing at many points. And the acting isn't as good as I usually like.

4 Bags of Popcorn

That Awkward Moment

2014 (94 min)

Raunchy. I love sex comedies and I love R movies.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Wish I Was Here

2014 (106 min)

I liked this movie a lot. I thought it was very introspective and almost kind of like a fairytale

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Get on Up

2014 (139 min)

I loved this movie. I didn't know anything about James Brown. It's not my kind of music. I don't like...BB King is about as black as I get. And Darius Rucker.

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Expendables 3

2014 (126 min)

This isn't your grandparents Expendables. This is the new generation, it's sort of that hip-hop generation. Web-enabled generation, 2.0.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Bags of Popcorn for Arnold Schwarzenegger

Oscar
Pick!

Magic in the Moonlight

2014 (97 min)

'Magic in the Moonlight' directed by Woody Allen. There's no need to review this, all Woody Allen movies get 5 bags of popcorn.

5 Bags of Popcorn

And So It Goes

2014 (94 min)

I laughed out loud several times, and I enjoyed this movie. Thank you Rob Reiner.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

2014 (130 min)

This is better, bigger, smarter, faster, funnier, more exciting, scarier than the original

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Oscar
Pick!

Deliver Us from Evil

2014 (118 min)

This is a very scary movie, a very frightening movie, horror movie

5 Bags of Popcorn

Jessabelle

2014 (90 min)

It's not as good of a movie as I would have liked, but I gotta hand it to the director for making a great film. I really liked it.

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Green Inferno

2013 (100 min)

Didn't see it, don't care. It's crap. Eli Roth. It's a bunch of junk.

Tim did not rate this film

Dark Places

2015 (113 min)

I could not bear to watch this movie. There was too much kid's stuff in it. I can't handle that right now. I can't handle that information. There's too much going on for me right now.

Tim did not rate this film

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2014 (101 min)

It's great to see The Turtles back on the big screen. I know it was one of my favorite shows growing up.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Tammy

2014 (97 min)

It's hilarous. I laughed my ass off.

6 Bags of Popcorn, 3 Bags of Soda

Jupiter Ascending

2015 (127 min)

This is an exciting, fascinating, superhero sci-fi movie

3 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

2014 (102 min)

It's dark, it has a noir quality to it. And I loved it.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Guardians of the Galaxy

2014 (121 min)

It was so different from your normal Superman, Batman, etc. It sounded great.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Planes: Fire & Rescue

2014 (83 min)

This is a fun action film for kids of all ages including myself, and my son and I watched this together when he was out visiting last week

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Bags of Soda

Let's Be Cops

2014 (104 min)

I gotta be honest with you, I didn't see this one

5 Bags of Popcorn

Hercules

2014 (98 min)

It's the perfect summer movie if you're looking for just a fun popcorn adventure with great special effects and Dwayne Johnson who IS my rock

5 Bags of Popcorn

Chappie

2015 (120 min)

This is another great sci-fi style movie with robots and everything. A different kind of movie, I hate to say, but in a good way.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Bags of Soda

Focus

2015 (105 min)

You don't have to say anything more than two words "Will Smith" and I'm there.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Ex Machina

2014 (108 min)

I liked all that action, and sort of that drama that happened, too

5 Bags of Popcorn

Insurgent

2015 (119 min)

I liked this movie a lot. It was an action film that I enjoyed watching, and I'm glad that I got a chance to see it.

5 Bags of Popcorn

In the Heart of the Sea

2015 (122 min)

It's sort of a seafaring movie with Chris Hemsworth starring in it. Really good to see him out there doing work.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Bag of Soda

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

2015 (122 min)

This is a rom-com, old person, chick flick kind of movie with a lot of old people in it.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Bags of Soda

Hot Tub Time Machine 2

2015 (93 min)

Everybody was kind of on edge wondering what was gonna happen at the end of Hot Tub Time Machine 1, and this one sort of solves some of those mysteries

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Tubs of Soda

The November Man

2014 (108 min)

I liked this movie a lot. It was a lot of good intrigue, and sort of adventure.

4 Bags of Popcorn

The Lazarus Effect

2015 (83 min)

This was a thriller and a fun movie to sort of get to play one of those "what if" games. What if Frankenstein came back to life? Almost like a horror movie.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Woman in Gold

2015 (109 min)

Something I learned from Values.com was to check in with your emotions every once and a while and don't be afraid to cry, even grown men can cry. And I certainly did during Woman in Gold.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 6 Cups of Soda

The Gunman

2015 (115 min)

I recommend everyboy go out and check that out because it's one of the great movies of the year

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Fifty Shades of Grey

2015 (125 min)

This was a....almost a porno in my book. It was a sexy thriller, full of nudity and sex of all kinds - dirty sex and pornographic sex. And it was hard to keep calm during the movie because it was very raunchy. I loved it.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Cold Glasses of Soda

Home

2015 (94 min)

If I don't have time for Get Hard I certainly don't have time for this

4 Bags of Popcorn

McFarland, USA

2015 (129 min)

I like Kevin Costner of course, as always. This isn't your typical Kevin Costner movie becuase of some of the dramatic themes, but it is about sports.

6 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Kingsman: The Secret Service

2014 (129 min)

I think it's interesting you see now that Decker was so successful online you see a lot of these new movies coming out that have sort of that tip of the hat to the Decker series.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Soda

Furious 7

2015 (137 min)

Lucky 7 because this was lucky enough to be one of my favorite movies of the year. It was full of adventure and action and high-speed car chases.

7 Bags of Popcorn

The Moon and the Sun

2016 (100 min)

This is a mermaid movie. And one of the best mermaid movies I've seen since Splash starring Tom Hanks.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Bags of Soda

Cinderella

2015 (105 min)

I couldn't say I didn't take a little Sleeping Beauty rest of my own during some of it

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Get Hard

2015 (100 min)

There's barely enough time for me to go to the bathroom let alone see a fucking Will Ferrell movie

5 Bags of Popcorn

No Escape (aka The Coup)

2015 (103 min)

I didn't get a chance to see this movie because of the travel we've been doing

5 Bags of Popcorn

Pan

2015 (111 min)

Finally you get that origin story that we've all been waiting for, which is "where did Peter Pan come from?"

5 Bags of Popcorn

Ant-Man

2015 (117 min)

I shame the studios and everybody involved for allowing real trash to come out and deceive the wonderful film-going audience that expects more quality than that. Shame on you and shame on every person involved with the film including the actors, even the small parts.

1 Bags of Popcorn

By the Sea

2015 (122 min)

I didn't have a chance to see that, either. I've been dealing with funeral arrangements.

Tim did not rate this film

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

2015 (93 min)

I didn't see that either.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Goosebumps

2015 (103 min)

This is a great horror-comedy for kids. Goosebumps - it gave me the goosebumps.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Black Mass

2015 (123 min)

I liked it a lot, I thought it was a good action...sort of reminded me of The Godfather

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Soda

Jem and the Holograms

2015 (118 min)

It's based on a cartoon from when I was a kid, and I loved this movie. It was a great throwback to the old times.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Bridge of Spies

2015 (142 min)

This is directed by Steven Spielberg. Acting by Tom Hanks. I mean, do I need to say any more?

5 Bags of Popcorn

Autobahn

2016 (99 min)

Did you see Autobahn?

Tim did not rate this film

The Peanuts Movie

2015 (88 min)

Gregg: This would be a great movie for him to bring little Tom Cruise Heidecker to

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Milky Way Candy bars

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

2015 (88 min)

Talk about jumping out of your seat, I felt like I was gonna...the word I like to use for it is spine tingling.

Tim did not rate this film

Fantastic Four

2015 (100 min)

It is a home run. This movie was sort of the quintessential popcorn movie. That's why I give it so many bags.

6 Bags of Popcorn

Spectre

2015 (148 min)

Gregg: I believe that Tim would love this movie, it's very similar to his own 'Decker'

5 Bags of Popcorn

Kubo and the Two Strings

2016 (101 min)

Show the clip...oh, shit!

Tim did not rate this film

Bridget Jones's Baby

2016 (118 min)

This is a chick flick, there's no doubt about it. It's for the ladies. Me and Juliana checked it out a couple nights ago. We had a good time with it, we kind of used it as an excuse to fool around.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Cups of Soda

Storks

2016 (87 min)

It was fun to hear Kelsey Grammar's voice, it was almost like you were watching Cheers or, uh, uh...Frasier.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Café Society

2016 (96 min)

Now this is his 100th movie, I believe.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Cup of Soda

Oscar
Pick!

Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

2016 (106 min)

A bombshell movie that's going to expose Hillary Clinton for the fraud that she is - the criminal she is. She belongs in prison.

6 Bags of Popcorn, All The Cups of Soda In The World

Oscar
Pick!

Ben-Hur

2016 (123 min)

This is almost like the original Ben-Hur. It's the same story with Jack...Charlton Heston. We loved Ben-Hur then, we love it now.

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Magnificent Seven

2016 (132 min)

It has a good chance of being my favorite movie of all time.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Sausage Party

2016 (89 min)

They do use the F-U-C-K word, and the C-U-N-T I heard a few times, B-I-T-H, and S-H-I-T. These are all words used in the movie so that makes it kind of interesting.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Hands of Stone

2016 (111 min)

Hands of Stone starring Robert Deniro - one of my favorite actors of all time. Has he done a movie you didn't like?

5 Bags of Popcorn

Steve Jobs

2015 (122 min)

This was interesting, I didn't know anyting about Steve Jobs. I was not even aware that he had passed away.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Pete's Dragon

2016 (102 min)

This was one of my favorite movies of the year so far, it's for kids of all ages.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

2015 (131 min)

It reminded me of, uh, back in my youth going through corn fields and everything like Field of Dreams

5 Bags of Popcorn, 5 Cans of Soda

Suicide Squad

2016 (123 min)

What made me like this movie the most is it made me laugh, and I need a laugh right now because things are not going well. And, you know, Ayaka is in Japan right now as she discusses terminating our pregnancy.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Cup of Soda

Jason Bourne

2016 (123 min)

This one didn't have the thrills and chills that I was looking for in a movie, and I found it very confusing, and I didnt understand what was going from moment to moment with the movie.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Star Trek: Beyond

2016 (122 min)

It's really interesting to see them take the story to new heights and go where no man has gone before

6 Bags of Popcorn, 1 Cup of Cold Soda

Snowden

2016 (134 min)

This paints Snowden as a hero when he was a traitor. He betrayed us, as, worse than Osama bin Laden in my opinion.

0 Bags of Popcorn

Nine Lives

2016 (87 min)

I'm sorry I'm talking this way, I'm trying not to breathe out my nose. I don't want the ideas from my head to come out of my nose. I want everything to stay inside.

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Lost City of Z

2016 (141 min)

This was an Oscar winner for me.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

2017 (136 min)

I did not see this film. And that's the truth. But I loved this first one and I'm gonna give this one 5 bags of popcorn on good merit.

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Lovers

2017 (97 min)

I didn't see this either, so what do you got?

Tim did not rate this film

The Boss Baby

2017 (97 min)

It was great to see Jimmy Kimmel do his thing

5 Bags of Popcorn

Smurfs: The Lost Village

2017 (90 min)

They also were able to get enough skin out of the situation to fix this hand, perfectly back to normal. This they're saying has sort of been so damaged by the fire down to the core bone structure of my hand that it's basically a useless...there's no point in fixing this hand. So that hand...forget about that hand.

5 Bags of Popcorn

T2 Trainspotting

2017 (117 min)

So this is a Terminator movie. This is a remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger...

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Case for Christ

2017 (112 min)

This is The Case for Christ, a movie about believing in Jesus Christ, who I do as well. And this is a great example of a movie that I would see again and again.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Fast & Furious 8

2017 (136 min)

So this is the classic case of the, uh, Fast and The Furious and I loved this movie. I thought it was missing the great Paul Driver.

Tim did not rate this film

Kong: Skull Island

2017 (118 min)

This is basically a King Kong movie. I love it, I give it 5 bags of popcorn.

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Zookeeper's Wife

2017 (127 min)

It reminded me of the Stephen Spielberg movie...Jurassic Park

Tim did not rate this film

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

2017 (126 min)

This is The Sword in The Stone. Merlin and the castle and the kings and the knights and armor and all that crap. And this is the definitive version of that story in my opinion.

5 Bags of Popcorn

CHIPS

2017 (100 min)

This is CHIPs. It's based on a TV show, and it's basically two motorcycle cops and it's very funny and it's one of my favorite movies of the year.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Bags of Soda

The Wall

2017 (88 min)

The only wall I care about is the one we're building on the southern border to keep out the Mexicans

5 Bags of Popcorn

The Belko Experiment

2016 (89 min)

I used to have such an aversion to beef. It used to give me such diarrhea.

Tim did not rate this film

Power Rangers

2017 (124 min)

This is another remake of a great TV show for kids

5 Bags of Popcorn

Oscar
Pick!

Snatched

2017 (90 min)

I would have liked a male lead. I think for comedy I want men. Moreso.

4 Bags of Popcorn

Mechanic: Resurrection

2016 (98 min)

It's a little bit like Decker. I think he would assassinate...like for example if we had like Obama was the president.

5 Bags of Popcorn

Rings

2017 (102 min)

I didn't get a chance to see these

Tim did not rate this film

Need for Speed

2014 (132 min)

This was a great film, one of my favorite movies of the year. It proves that Aaron Paul is a movie star.

5 Bags of Popcorn, 2 Sodas

Ghostbusters

1984 (105 min)

It hits all the notes. It hits comedy, it hits sci-fi, it hits adventure. It's, uh, a landmark film, it's one of the great films of the 80's in terms of comedies.

Tim did not rate this film

The Shining

1980 (146 min)

It's a chilling, you know, I guess you could call it a horror movie or a thriller. It deals sort of with paranormal activity in a hotel. And very well made.

Tim did not rate this film

Run Lola Run

1998 (80 min)

This was like a groundbreaking movie because of how fast-paced it was

Tim did not rate this film

Carlito's Way

1993 (144 min)

I liked it. It's very violent, it has a lot of racy scenes in it. Sean Penn is actually very good in it.

Tim did not rate this film

The China Syndrome

1979 (122 min)

It's not what you think, either. It's not about China and it's not about Chinese people. It's actually about nuclear power. And it's about the possibility or the real threat of their actually being a nuclear meltdown.

Tim did not rate this film

Lethal Weapon

1987 (109 min)

I don't remember the last one but at least the first two or three are really good movies

Tim did not rate this film

J. Edgar

2011 (137 min)

We know he's a good actor, and sometimes good actors also can become good directors as well.

Tim did not rate this film

The Graduate

1967 (106 min)

It was a really different movie for the time because it was very...it dealt with sort of social issues that weren't really discussed in movies.

Tim did not rate this film

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

1982 (113 min)

No that was Star Trek IV. That was Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

Tim did not rate this film

The Jewel of the Nile

1985 (106 min)

It's a fun throwback. It almost feels like the George Lucas movies with Steven Spielberg in them, or that Steven Spielberg directed.

Tim did not rate this film

Escape from Alcatraz

1979 (112 min)

Alcatraz is an island off the coast of San Francisco. It's one of the most famous prisons in America and it was one of the great movies about that prison.

Tim did not rate this film

Miracle on 34th Street

1947 (96 min)

I like Miracle on 34th Street but I like the one from the 20's or the 30's. I like the old one.

Tim did not rate this film

It's a Wonderful Life

1946 (130 min)

He dies, and meets an angel, and goes to...let me look it up. You know this movie, it's one of the most famous.

Tim did not rate this film

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

2011 (122 min)

It was good, it was very umm, it was a serious movie about spies against Russia. Or...for...there was a mole.

Tim did not rate this film

Gone with the Wind

1939 (238 min)

Great movie about the Civil War, about the slavery issue, and also about the south. If you haven't seen it it's an all-time classic.

Tim did not rate this film

Misery

1990 (107 min)

It's sort of that mix of comedy and horror. There's a lot of very, kind of, scenes where you don't even want to look at the screen. But then also funny.

Tim did not rate this film

Driving Miss Daisy

1989 (99 min)

Dan Aykroyd, who you know from Saturday Night Live and Blue's Brothers and all kinds of other comedies, appears in this movie and plays it pretty straight.

Tim did not rate this film

12 Angry Men

1957 (96 min)

If you love '12 Angry Men' jump on Amazon and pick it up. If you haven't seen it before don't jump into the deep end and buy it because it might not be the movie for you.

Tim did not rate this film

Easy Rider

1969 (95 min)

The focus I want to focus on is Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda and the motorcycles and the fact that it was a different kind of movie than your typical studio picture.

Tim did not rate this film

The Bad News Bears

1976 (102 min)

The movie is a sports movie. Another baseball movie, better than Eight Men Out. It's still not my favorite baseball movie but it's probably second or third.

Tim did not rate this film

For Your Eyes Only

1981 (127 min)

And this is just a spy movie...or...?

Tim did not rate this film

Saving Private Ryan

1998 (169 min)

It was very graphic, it was very...real is the word.

Tim did not rate this film

Kramer vs. Kramer

1979 (105 min)

It was about divorce, it was...I actually remember seeing this movie on HBO.

Tim did not rate this film

Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie

1995 (92 min)

It's a documentary about the creation of the atomic bomb and nuclear war and sort of the proliferation of nuclear war and through the Cold War.

Tim did not rate this film

The Atomic Cafe

1982 (86 min)

They definitely are movies, they're just documentaries

Tim did not rate this film

Radio Bikini

1988 (56 min)

After watching Atomic Cafe and Radio Bikini I had two nights worth of nightmares.

Tim did not rate this film

Legal Eagles

1986 (116 min)

It is a legal thriller. A lot of great chemistry between Robert Redford and the female leads.

Tim did not rate this film

Scenes from a Mall

1991 (89 min)

It's one of my favorite movies of his, it's very funny, very disrespectful and sort of irreverent in the most beautiful...in the best way possible.

Tim did not rate this film

Grease

1978 (110 min)

Grease was with John Travolta and it's actually a musical.

Tim did not rate this film

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

1975 (133 min)

It was based on a book and it also won very many Academy Awards.

Tim did not rate this film

The Three Stooges

2012 (92 min)

There was actually kind of a neat story, there was kind of like a cool story in this movie that I wasn't expecting. It kept surprising me and it kept challenging me in the way that some great movies do.

Tim did not rate this film

JFK

1991 (189 min)

This is a great movie. It's about the president and more specifically the way the died. I don't want to give any thing away, but...

Tim did not rate this film

An Officer and a Gentleman

1982 (124 min)

There's a couple of steamy scenes, it's definitely an R movie. So if you want to see the full thing you're gonna have to rent it or catch it on Showtime or HBO.

Tim did not rate this film

The Addams Family

1991 (99 min)

The positive of this movie is that it's very funny, very macabre and also one of my favorite actors of all time is in the movie, Christopher Lloyd.

Tim did not rate this film

Being There

1979 (130 min)

It was one of the first films of the 80's. A lot of hard work went into this movie.

Tim did not rate this film

The Hunt for Red October

1990 (135 min)

This is really a story about the Cold War, about the Russians, and about how some of the people from Russia would defect to the United States because of the freedom that's offered.

Tim did not rate this film

Krippendorf's Tribe

1998 (94 min)

Richard Dreyfuss is one of the greats. He can do comedy, he can do drama, and I guess I must have seen this at some point on television.

Tim did not rate this film

300

2006 (117 min)

I'm not super familiar with it. I remember seeing it.

Tim did not rate this film

American Graffiti

1973 (110 min)

So the movie American Graffiti was basically set in the 50's?

Tim did not rate this film

All That Jazz

1979 (123 min)

This one is one of my favorite movies too, because the music is great and it's a sad story and everything like that.

Tim did not rate this film

Ice Age

2002 (81 min)

It's a, uh...for kids, but it's, uh I think which in the case of a lot movies these days the kids movies are also written obviously by adults but they're written for an adult audience as well.

Tim did not rate this film

Blade Runner

1982 (117 min)

We both do love sci-fi. I don't know if I would consider...I guess I would consider Blade Runner a sci-fi movie.

Tim did not rate this film

Boogie Nights

1997 (155 min)

If I have seen it, I've forgotten it.

Tim did not rate this film

Match Point

2005 (124 min)

This is one of those Woody Allen movies where actually Woody's not even in the movie.

Tim did not rate this film

The Long Goodbye

1973 (112 min)

I'm not sure about that one.

Tim did not rate this film

The Smurfs

2011 (103 min)

It's a kids movie, but it's pretty interesting as well.

Tim did not rate this film

Dirty Harry

1971 (102 min)

So it's kind of interesting, what we're talking about with Solyndra and everything that we see this great example from 70's movies. Clint Eastwood is the model for how, you know, maybe we need to start behaving.

Tim did not rate this film

Love at First Bite

1979 (96 min)

I haven't seen it so I can't really comment.

Tim did not rate this film

The World Is Not Enough

1999 (128 min)

No I haven't seen that one. I've seen the one with James Bond, uh, O'Connery. Sean O'Connery.

Tim did not rate this film

The Spy Who Loved Me

1977 (125 min)

Never saw it.

Tim did not rate this film

Runaway Train

1985 (111 min)

A lot of great actors in this movie, and it's a bit of an adventure.

Tim did not rate this film

Pretty Woman

1990 (119 min)

This is sort of a hooker with a heart of gold kind of movie

Tim did not rate this film

Atlas Shrugged: Part I

2011 (97 min)

It was fantastic. It's a terrific thriller.

Tim did not rate this film

Rise of the Guardians

2012 (97 min)

This is really kind of a look - a different look - at the trolls and elves and whatever you want to call them that surround Santa Claus. So it is kind of a Santa Claus movie.

Tim did not rate this film

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

2012 (169 min)

I do associate these films with the holidays. They are funny kind of movies in a way, they are life affirming movies I guess. They're just kind of fun and light.

Tim did not rate this film

Popcorn Classics By Tim Heidecker (3)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

1986 (119 min)

It says it right on the title sequence, Star Trek IV, and then they go back to San Francisco It's not that hard to explain.

Mystery Men

1999 (121 min)

That's basically a spoof of superhero movies with Hank Azaria and Ben Stiller

Dennis Miller Live

1994 (30 min)

This guy is the king of the catchphrase